when we learned about architecture in world history this one kid laughed so hard at “flying buttress” that he started crying and he couldnt breathe and the teacher made him go to the nurse
(Source: mensrightsactivist)
i always look at dude crotches cause im a slut
Glad I’m not the only one
the sexual tension between you and someone when you tell them to shutup and they say ‘make me’
eye of the tiger is probably one of the most inspirational fitness songs of all time
i put my ipod on and play it when i need to get out of bed to go look in my refrigerator
(Source: eveningwitheldiablo)
if i was swimming in an olympic relay i would probably dive on top of my teammate by accident and get tired and drown halfway through one length of the pool
